Thursday, December 06, 2012

V/H/S



Toda una sorpresa.

En tiempos de Paranormal activity y del abuso del mockumentary, no esperaba nada de esta producción de terror destinada a un público halloweenero.

Pero igual que me ocurrió con Chronicle y con Trick'or treat, me he llevado una más que grata sorpresa.
Y de hecho esto mismo es lo que nos encontramos con V/H/S, una película de cinco relatos (como Trick'or treat) con el estilo de falsa grabación de video casero (como el 80% del cine de terror de los últimos cinco años, Chronicle incluida).
Pero también me ha parecido ver un regusto al Creepshow ochentero con esa variedad de historias de terror. Aunque si por aquel entonces el personaje conductor solía ser un niño rarito, aquí ha crecido hasta el postadolescente problemático.

Tampoco me extenderé mucho porque, en estos casos, la sorpresa suele ser la mejor compañera de viaje. A decir que hay historias para todos los gustos, de relaciones de pareja, de sexo cibernético, de fiestas de halloween, de vandalismo callejero... que todas suelen empezar de una forma naturalista (como exige el formato) y que todas sin remedio acaban de forma muy sangrienta. ¿El problema? Que algunas escenas suelen alargarse demasiado (sobretodo las relacionadas con grupo de chicos que sale de fiesta a liarla, caso de la primera y la última historia), pero luego se ve de sobras compensado con el desenlace. De hecho, creo que estas que empiezan un poco perezosas (me aburre ver durante diez minutos a mocosos zanganeando), son las que quedan mejor cerradas.

En V/H/S encontraréis vampiros, asesinos nocturnos, casas encantadas, tetas, lagos malditos, fantasmas y acosadores. En dos horitas. 

No es ninguna obra maestra (dista muchísimo de serlo), pero es una película la mar de simpática.

¿Se puede pedir más?

Cuelgo el trailer, pero va cargadísimo de spoilers.




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